Dear Garlic-chicken-broccoli-noodle dinner,
you are so yummy.
I can't stop eating you.
Happy Anniversary to you and Luke.
I love you so much and I am so happy that you and Luke are happy!
Dear Residence Life Office,
Please have more hours for me to work, so I can stop freaking out.
Dear banana bread,
Please make yourself.
I want to eat you so badly, but I don't have the energy to make you.
Dear Jeff's yucky stuffed up nose,
You are making him spit nasty loogies everywhere.